I’ve been itching to write about all this cheating husband mess running all up and through Hollywood, but my girl/co-author Mitzi of the hysterical Mitzi Moments said all that needs to be said on the subject and then some:
It looks like the state of marriage continues to rapidly deteriorate. Not only did lameass Tiki Barber leave his pregnant wife of 11 years for an intern but it seems Garcelle Beauvais-Nilon’s husband has also been outted for his five-year affair. So how many celebrity husbands are in the shit house behind women probably not worth the gum on the bottom of my shoe: Steve Phillips, Tiger Woods, Shaq, Jesse James, Tiki Barber… Nice, very nice.
Keep it classy ya’ll.
But not for nothing, there’s been such a varied response to the cheating by all the wives. Don’t ya think? Let’s see: ESPN analyst Steve Phillips’ wife sued him and homegirl; Elin chased Tiger’s ass with a golf club; Shaunie O’Neal snatched the kids and went to LA; Sandra straight disappeared; Ginny Barber immediately started crying to the press, and; good ‘ole Garcelle… Well Ms. Thang sent a damn email to the ENTIRE talent agency where her husband works. Mmm-hmm, talking about:
“I found out today that MY husband of almost 9 yrs has been having an affair for 5 yrs with some slut in Chicago. I am devastated!!!! And I have been duped!! Our boys don’t deserve this!”
JUST LIKE THAT.
I gotta say, it’s been a bad run for unfaithful men over the past seven months. And sure, I’d like to be optimistic about the situation. Cause you know, not everyone has to put his hand on the fire to figure out that it burns. But it’s just… I mean honestly? Interns, waitresses, low budget internet porn stars, party promoters and your homeboy’s fiancee? It’s a lot. Le sigh.
Jesus be the secret bank account in your mama’s maiden name.
And this right here is why I love me some Mitzi: She’s a fool all day, er’ day and she always gives it straight, no chaser. Check out more of Mitzi’s musings HERE at Mitzi Moments or check her out on Twitter at @mitzimoments.