This weekend, Boogie had his first play date with a new single father friend of mine. Now, I'm generally against play dates. I don't think there's anything wrong with them, per se, and children need other children. And Lord knows Boogie needs more people; that child could wear out a plastic comb. I just don't get playdates. I already have a child. Why would I want to watch yours too? Is that rude? Sorry. (Still true though.) But this was a special case.
The first play date was on Saturday; we met at the other child's house (we shall call him NotBoogie) and the boys played with trucks and generally made the kind of noise that two little boys would make. The kind of noise that had his father and me on the couch drinking wine. Lots and lots of wine. We ventured down a few blocks to the park at one point and watched the children climb things and swing on other things and jump off the highest part of that dangerous looking thing.
It was a pretty cool evening, and at that point, I thought play dates aren't so bad. If it means watching children run around while I drink wine, hell, at my house we call that Tuesday morning.
The next day, I received a text from NotBoogie's father telling me that he was trying to decide what to do with his son that day. He rattled off a few suggestions and I thought he was asking for my opinion so I rattled off a few of mine and then did what I do every Sunday morning plan to stay in my pajamas until it's time to go to bed again. So I was a little shocked to get the next text saying, We can meet up at a central point between you and me, then I'll pick you guys up and drive the rest of the way. I'm sorry, what was that? Didn't we do this yesterday? Well, this was different. This time we were going to the pumpkin patch.
Now, let's be clear, I love my son and we spend tons of time together. I call him my little stalker because the boy won't let me change my mind without asking if he can come too. But our outings are to Target and the mall and the movies and brunch and the car wash (don't hate he loves that thing). As a matter of fact, my plan was to take him to the grocery store and point out the pumpkin display and then take him home. Voila! Patches of pumpkin!
At home, Boogie entertains himself by launching himself off various furniture items and pretending to be a Batman Ninja Turtle something or another. But I’m always there when he’s doing this. I’m sitting on the couch writing or watching TV (I mean reading. Lots of reading!) and every now and then, he’ll squeeze onto my lap and we’ll cuddle and then he’ll remember he left his Buzz Lightyear upstairs and he’s gone. Or I’ll get on the floor and race cars with him. This is how we bond. But I remembered how much fun he had with NotBoogie the day before and decided, “Okay, we can do the Pumpkin Patch.” I texted NB’s father and we agreed to meet at 11:30 or noon or something.
The drive there was long and windy and I guess I should have been impressed with nature and horses and shit like that. But I grew up in Oklahoma; once you've seen one cow well, yeah. When we arrived at the farm, my first thought was, What the fuck?! This is like an actual farm? I thought they were just being cute. My second thought was, Oh. Yeah. I'm dressed way wrong for this. And then my third: Why are there so many children here? Anyway, by the time we made it to the farm, the boys had to go to the bathroom. Oh, I mean we had to stand in line for port-a-potties, or, as I like to call them, Giant E Coli Cans. Nasty.
And then we left to find pumpkin patchy things to do. We started with the maze. The boys and NotBoogie's father were running around scaring each other and yelling while I was seriously trying to figure out this maze and how to lead us out. Come to find out that the exit was the entrance and booooo lame maze! The boys loved it though and asked to go again. I found the nearest wooden chair and had a seat. Then there was a haunted house, which, honestly, wasn't any scarier than the port-a-potties. The boys went through that twice. I forgot to mention that NotBoogie is f
ive, so he's Boogie's hero at this point. Anything that NotBoogie did, Boogie wanted to do too. So when NB's dad hoisted him onto his shoulders as we walked, Boogie turned to me and said, Let me sit on your neck.
I'm sorry what? I don't know if you all know what I look like, but let's just say that I'm travel size. There was no way I was going to hoist this 40lb block of child onto my shoulders neither of us would have survived this. Boogie's look of disappointment as he watched the NB's dad swing him around and throw him into bushes (or whatever) really broke my heart.
You see, it's always been Boogie and me. He's got his uncles, my sister, my father, my mother, my friends. But this was the first time it registered to Boogs that there was someone missing.
Someone I couldn't really explain. We looked at each other for a second. I got down to his level and I said, Sweetheart, I'm sorry I can't do all the things that NB's daddy does but I'll do my best, ok? Boogie nodded quietly and then gave me a hug. I love you, mommy, even if I can't sit on your neck.
It was a good thing NB called for Boogie and he ran off; it gave me a minute to sit with this a little and wipe my face before catching up with the boys. NB's father was concerned about my mood change, but I tried my best to get back in the moment. To NB's father's testament, the rest of the day, he tried his best to give the boys equal time. Of course, NotBoogie is an only child as well, so there was a little conflict, but not enough to ruin the good time. Then there was broccoli picking and apple picking and child, by the time it was all over, I felt like a slave. I was just ready for Harriet Tubman to lead us to freedom. My favorite pair of Pumas was dusty and dirty, my white Beatles vintage tee had seen better days. I was done with the farm. O-v-e-r it! I could see NB's father winding down a bit too and he couldn't get the are you ready to leave? question out before I said, Let's go!
The playdates were eye-opening in a lot of ways. They taught me about what I need to do for myself and what I need to do for Boogie and knowing the difference. They showed me, too, some of the qualities to look for in a good father. And they made me acknowledge to myself that I still will always do what's best for Boogie, but that sometimes, I need to readjust what that best is. I now know, too, that I have to make more of an effort to actually get out and do things with Boogie and put him around more children his age, not mine.
Oh, also, I learned that you don't wear suede to a farm.
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