Just so you know, ain’t nothing funnier than watching white folks be “down.” Like, seriously? He didn’t have to be bald with the glasses, but that helped. So did all that talk about “rolling hard through the streets and the cul-de-sacs,” and “cruising to the playdates lookin’ all slick.” And the babies as video vixens? Priceless. If Toyota was looking to make me giggle, mission accomplished. I’ll never look at the Toyota Siena the same way again. Like, ever.
Of course, the reason we all laugh is because none of us thinks we’re anywhere near as corny as these two. But er, um, yeah: Next time you’re in the mirror, lean in a little, and conjure up the image of that smirk on your kids’ face when you rolled down the windows on your swagger wagon and turned up the volume on Jay-Z’s “Dirt Off Your Shoulder.”
*snaps fingers, nods head to the beat*
The Swagger Wagon
Yeah the Swagger Wagon
It’s the Swagger Wagon
I gots pride in my ride…