Candy Apples, 12-Inch Subs and Quarter Waters: 3rd Graders Lunches = One Step Closer To Type 2 Diabetes
By NICK CHILES I was pleased to see that the class trip was a big hit. My daughter Lila's third-grade class had hit the Salvador Dali...
Salma Hayek, Kim Kardashian and "Creepy" Breastfeeding
I mean seriously: What gets people so worked up about breastfeeding? The baby is hungry, nature put milk in your boob to satisfy that hunger...
Real Friends Don't Call Friends "The Maid"
Miss Millie: You kids are so clean. You wanna come work for me? Be my maid?Sophia: Hell no. from The Color Purple These lines, and...
A Black Southern New Year's Feast Fit For (someone other than a pregnant) Queen
I almost killed my Lila on the New Year's Day before she was born. At least it felt like I did. Let me explain. See,...
…And Let the Prayer Circles Commence
See here's the thing: This baby is adorable I'll give her that. And I'm impressed with her ability to pick up on and break down...
Tuesday SmackDown (Update): We CLEANED the Girls' Rooms, and An Hour Later, They're STILL Clean!
I’m exhausted. And I still haven’t showered today. And I have absolutely NO idea what I’m cooking for dinner. Hell, there’s nothing in the refrigerator...
Tuesday SmackDown: We're Cleaning the 7-Year-Olds' Rooms (Heaven Help Us).
TO SEE THE FINAL TUESDAY SMACKDOWN CLEAN-UP, CLICK HERE. So my friend Gretchen and I were commiserating the other day about how much alike our...